July 31, 2011

Sleeping Pills

Drugs drugs
Good for your sleep
The more you take
The more you eat
The more you sleep
The better you feel
So pop some drugs
With great zeal

Disclaimer: Caffeinated Couplets does not in any way endorse sleeping pills. The author of this blog wrote this poem in jest for a dear friend who could not stop eating everything in his entire kitchen under the influence of sleeping pills. Really, rather than popping drugs with great zeal, Caffeinated Couplets advises all those who do not sleep well to watch TV shows staring Kim Kardashian or Jersey Shore kids until desired sleep effects are achieved.

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